Eryqa is built primarily to support editing and encoding video. Since my dad bought a video cam, I found that it’s a slow painstaking process to use Fiona or Elizabeth to edit and encode videos. This is where Eryqa comes about. Eryqa is able to encode a 2hr video in less than 15minutes while Elizabeth and Fiona encode 2 hr video in about 1 hr.

She’s not only good at encoding video. With a high end graphic card, (Nvidia Geforce 7600GT). With this card, I'm able to run the latest 3D games at the most highest quality and most highest resolution without a glitch. And the rendering of the 3D models is realistic.

That panel with the blue light, contains information on the speed of the cpu and case fan. Also the temperature of the CPU (Central Processing Unit), HDD (Hardisk Drive) and GPU (Graphic Processing Unit).
The other blue panel on top of the main panel shows the amount of power I'm using.
Specifications :-
CPU: AMD Athlon 64 x2 Dual Core Processor 4200+
Mainboard: Gigabyte GA-M57SLI-S4 nForce 570 SLI
Graphic: Gigabyte Nvidia Geforce 7600 GT
Memory: Adata DDR2-800 1024mb
Hardisk: Seagate Barracuda 250GB/16M SATA2
DVD-Drive: ASUS Multirecorder with Lightscribe
Power Supply: Cooler Master Real Power 450watt

Accessories :-
Monitor: 21" Samsung SyncMaster 932B Plus
Keyboard: Microsoft Wireless Keyboard 3000
Mouse: Microsoft Wireless Mouse 2.0

That’s all folks. Oh yeah I just upgraded my internet to Singnet Broadband 5mb/s Mio!!

I don’t know why I’m saying this here but I’m ‘Brazilianed’. It’s all because I lost to a bet that requires a forfeit to be done on the losing end (me).  No, I’m not gonna tell you how ‘handsome’ looking it is now but I’m gonna tell you, “NEVER GET YOURSELF BRAZILIANED!!”. Yes, a girl set that idea but that’s not the point. The point is, I have no freakin idea how the hell some women can go for Brazilian waxing few times a year. It’s just so freakin *@&#^$*$^@! PAINFUL!! But the girl who did me was hot though. But again that’s not the whole point. Ok… as usual, I will have some scientific explanations that are related to the topic that I’m writing… hmmm… let me see… (Searching brain database…)

Secrets to Sexual Desire
If I tell you this secrets, you’ll either say I’m disgusting or disturbing but hey… it’s not my idea. I learnt this from discovery channel and I’m sharing it with you.

Humans are mammals (I assume everyone knows that). Take for example a tiger, which is a mammal too. A tiger at some point would wanna ‘do it’ (I’m referring to the female tiger). But the challenge to this tiger is the chances of her strolling along her territory and bumping onto another male tiger is close to 1% because tigers are loners. They live kilometers apart from each other. So how can she find a male tiger? The secret is, the female tiger will excrete out a certain scent that will attract male tigers kilometers away.

So what has this got anything to do with pubic?
The thing is, all mammals do that. Yes, including humans. But we humans are too civilized to noticed that we’re excreting sexual scent to the other party. This is where the pubes comes in. The pubic hairs help by trapping that scent so that it’ll last longer. Since human sense of smell is not as sensitive as a tiger, the female (Yes, it only applies to women) have to stroll around to find the right match until the right male is close by and he will suddenly get a boner. This explains why guys have boners for no reason sometimes. According to what the scientist say, the chances of a women getting laid is higher when she is wearing the same undergarment she wore yesterday or the day before or so on.

So who actually makes the first move?
Ahah!! A lot of people notice that men makes the first move but we’re unaware that subconsciously, it is the women who makes the first move. Women makes the first move by excreting that sexual scent and then will do the body language which subconsciously a guy will pick up that signal and process in their sexual part of the brain (women have it too). That part of the brain will then signal to the logical part of the brain to think consciously how to make a move (Legally).

Conclusion
Although a ‘brazilianed’ girl is much nicer to ‘ahem ahem’, they’re less likely to find a sex partner compared to the ‘bushy’ ones (That explains why George Bush always give a stupid smile). So, only do the painful ‘rituals’ after you get yourself a partner.

Disclaimer
I am not trying to promote anything here. Just some ‘interesting’ knowledge I would like to impart by watching too much discovery channel. I am half conservative myself and I would rather not get everyone get each other to bed. Furthermore, you have to think about Sexually Transmitted Disease too. So please play safe people. Take care everybody, till the next time I have the time and inspiration to update this.

What happened? Mr.BrownEyes.com is down for a while because my boss didn’t renew my domain. I have 2 other domains which are under my control. One is eddyvlad.com and the other is for you to find out. It’s another blog which is posted anonymously without any name whatsoever. If you happened to read a blog which some what describe my life story (if you know me that well), then you might probably found it. Else, stop asking me the url to it.

On another note, I really missed her. But on another hand, we’re not meant for each other. Let’s face it. When I first met her, she was this shy lady whom I find very attractive and mature for her age. Now, I only have these to say, “You are what you are because of the people around you”.

Influence
Friends plays a very important role in your future. Your friends will mold and influence you without you realizing it. Have you ever had someone saying this to you, “You’ve changed and you talk different”? You will not realize your changes because you’ve been living in it as you go with the flow. Other people will notice the changes because they know what you were like and how you are now. Humans adapt to changes. This is what humans do. If you’re thrown into a jungle and somehow you manage to stay alive for a few months, you’ll begin to adapt to the environment. That is why humans, unlike animals, can stay on all parts of the earth. And so when you’ve adapt to your environment, you tend to be comfortable in the now environment you’re living in. And want to spend more time in the said environment.

Conclusion
Life is like a stock market. Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down. So if you want long term investment, go for unit trust rather than emerging market share. It has the word ‘trust’ in it and its value is not influenced by the neighboring market.

In this modern age and high tech world, numerous business men have come up with all sorts of scheme to help sell their products or services. Some schemes not only help the business to sell but also benefit the consumer. I know one scheme that is widely used, greatly help the selling advantage of the products or services and most importantly, benefits the consumer. Don't be surprise that it’s so popular, it’s not only being implemented in the corporate world, but also in social life. It’s call, 'Try BeforeYou Buy’. If you still don't get how it’s used socially, try to relate it to a boy & girl situation.

It’s a rarity now, where you browse for some merchandise (partner) and think it works well, or it fits well and won't get broken any time soon. Then you proceed to the cashier (parents) and try to bargain for a price. When both are satisfied with the merchandise and price, then proceed to making a purchase (marriage). Well, I didn't say anything to suggest that it’s not being practice now. Maybe either it rarely happens these days or I need to consider mixing around with new group of friends. Either way, it’s happening more often now.

These days (in my point of view), I see shoppers browse for merchandise, but before they decide if it’s best for them, they unpack the merchandise and try if it fits. If it doesn't, then browse for a smaller, tighter fit or for some, bigger or loose fit. Some of them, won't buy merchandise which are already opened despite they themselves have opened some of the merchandise. This act of selfishness will result in some merchandise being left opened and in a case where the merchandise will not be sterilize anymore, it will get infected with all sorts of bacteria. Then, when some shoppers decided to buy those unpacked merchandise, they will get infected with all sorts of disease (STD).

Some shoppers love to poke the merchandise, some like to lick or suck the merchandise; there are some shoppers who even sleep with the merchandise. This may be odd but some shoppers managed to lick and suck the merchandise without even opening it. Amazing huh? It’s magic, no doubt.

Conclusion is, 'Try before you buy’ scheme is morally inappropriate when you implement it socially while living in a conservative surrounding. However, poking or tasting the merchandise without opening it is still a mystery though. You figure.

If you still don't get what I'm talking about, don't bother finding out or you'll regret finding out.
If you clearly get what I mean, consider repackaging yourself or get a new group of shoppers to hangout with. :p
If you're the magician who’s able to … (I don't want to repeat it again)… without opening…. *sticks out tongue*

The moment I got back from my vacation, I can feel the stress and tension surrounding me like I'm a bomb, wrapped in gift wrappers waiting to explode. Sometimes, I really hate emotions. I really do very much at this moment. Why do we need emotions to live anyway? Being in the programming line for very long, I am too used to think with formulas and logics. Emotions are very damn unlogical and there’s always a battle between my mind and emotions. Mind vs Emotion. *sigh*… I remembered what I used to do when emotions struck. I wrote poetries.

Thanks a million to Putri for sending me my past memories in saddistic words of emotions. Love… it may kill…

In the midst of july 2004, I wrote :-

Away from my sight while devour the light
Betrayed the true spells and break noon into night
Slowly she face the untrue and foreseen
Black witch and nightmare pursue in her dreams

Rage in the fire, burns curiosity
Phantomly madness she asks for the key
Creeping inside her, my true secrecy
My name is Eddy
Filled with dark memories

Like ally she came to my life filled with thirst
Sweet is her words but spells of a curse
Nude with secrecy, I spoke a verse
Yet to come her words, prepare for the worst

And portray is my name to her I couldn’t see
The vision behind me she claims to be
But forsake the time I spent alone in decree
I lose with her nectar and shining beauty.

Free is her sleep like a beautiful night
Insomnia creep within my darkest light
May she sleep in peace for I too, have seen
I am the dream in her mind, sleeping queen

With those words, it grabs the attention of Vampiress Putri. She lay her scene with her spells written in her soul. In the cold bitter night of July 24th 2004, she answered my sonnet, with the melodies of the crickets and howling winds I read with passions unfold between the night that surrounds me whole…

Awaken you have the sleeping queen
For I live in my dreams
Morning came,darkness surpressed
Your profile I’ve read, Yes, I’m impressed

Curiosity haunts me like the haunting if a black past
Raging fire burns me till it eats me up alive
Finally, i came, in the midst of July goodnight
Asking for the key, to know your true secrecy
Creeping my way in to find your true identity

Your darkest memory shall provide me the light
In hope to quench our deepest thirst
I hope tonight shall be the night
To know you truth, i hope to be the first.

If I could, I would… a reply to her words of passion on the same night I read. But alast, I was speechless to know whom the night bestow elegantly written poetry behold before me unfold… To be continue on the next toll…

Okay, I found this in a chained email being sent to me. If you happened to be the one who started sending out this piece of crap to people and expect them to forward it to others too, please read on as I have answers to your questions.
RED: My Comments
GREEN: My Answers

Why do we sleep in MOSQUE but…when the PRAYER is over we suddenly wake up?
Really? You do that? As far as I know, I don't. In fact, I hardly go to Mosque. You got the wrong person.
Answer: It’s because, you misjudged the person who sleeps. According to studies, reading or absorbing knowledge before you sleep will stay in your long-term memory.

Why is it so hard to talk about God but so easy to talk about sex?
Is it so hard for you? I don't have a hard time to talk about God in my opinion. But if you still want to have that conversation, please… go ahead.
Answer: It’s because there’s so much subject in sex. What subject can you talk about GOD? Where he lives and how he plays?

Why are we so bored when we look at a ISLAMIC teachings or holybook AL-QURAN….but find it easy to read Playboy?….
You find it easy to READ Playboy? Damn… you're good. There isn't much to READ in a Playboy magazines you know. Most of them are just pictures.
Answer: Sorry. I have no answer to this question. It just doesn't make any sense. I believe the context 'we’ you're using might be referring to you.

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message…yet we repost the nasty ones?
Ohhh… Now I see where this message comes from.
Answer: Well, if you're able to think properly, your message doesn't make sense. So… it’s worth the effort actually. But it’s worth the effort of proving my point though.

Why are MOSQUE getting smaller…but bars and clubs are growing??….
Really? You work in a Realty or something? As far as I know, even M.O.S is not as big as a MOSQUE.
Answer: How much money can bars and clubs make and how much money can a Mosque make a year? The answer to this problem is to start charging people for services in the Mosque. If you expect everything to be 'Ikhlas’ (Your own will), in the end you're the one complaining. See?

So… there’s your answer. Any other questions, feel free to give me a buzz (If you know my number though).

In the corporate world, some companies paid thousands of dollars to hire someone who can critic their product. Be it websites, designs, publications… So all these critics do is just to criticize the company’s work and the company will take it positively and will improvise. But some people…. Well… some people take criticism very negatively. They even resort to arguments or physically quarreling. Just like a minahrep, if someone calls her a minahrep, she will be agitated and starts debating. Like this:-

Critic: You're such a minahrep
Minahrep: Speak for yourself
Critic: I'm serious. You're really like a minahrep
Minahrep: Whatever… like you're not one yourself.
Critic: Well, I'm talking about you aren't I?
Minahrep: And who are you calling a minahrep again? I thought you were talking about yourself.

That argument can go on and on until reaching a point where both of them shout at each other. Wouldn't it make more sense if the minahrep handle it this way?

Critic: You're such a minahrep
Smart Minahrep: And why is that so?
Critic: You dress like one
Smart Minahrep: I don't think minahrep has a dress code. You don't judge a book by its cover. Do you have other points to prove that I'm a minahrep other than my dressing?
Critic: Well, every time I pass by this spot, you'll be here with your friends, smoking with empty glasses for each on the table. Most of the time there are different guys and my friend always saw you at Devil’s Bar with the 'gangster kental'… (and so on and so on)
Smart Minahrep: I get your point. You're wrong because I can bet you won't see me here tomorrow and the day after and the day after. And try going to Devil’s Bar yourself. If you don't see me there, you're screwed. And that'll make you a critic that doesn't make sense. Wanna bet? 100 bucks.And so the Minahrep will prove to the critic that she is wrong. Wouldn't that just makes much more sense?

The moral of the story, don't take criticism negatively. Take it that the person who criticized you thinks that you need to improvise. As a human being, we always have to be pushed to do something. If nothing is stopping you from doing anything, you won't stop doing what you always do. Some people, despite being criticized and pushed, they still remain the same. These people are stubborn and I can find that happening a lot in the Malay community. Lastly, these people thought the critics are wrong because they don't see anything wrong with what they're doing. They will have a reason that goes like, “It’s not like I'm taking drugs or something". Yes, it’s not taking drugs but nobody is going to criticize you if you're not doing anything wrong, you dumbass. For your sake, prove the critics wrong. 

P.S: I know there are a lot of stubborn people in other communities. Not only Malays. But too bad I don't have time to research on those. You find out yourself.

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
4. Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

1. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
2. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
3. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
4. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT encourage a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

So Bush have succeeded in taking revenge on the guy who threatened to kill his father and removed the main obstacle for his mission for oil. Whatever it is, I know it’s less likely but in any case, Mr. George W.Bush happened to be stumbling upon my blog, I would like to say this to him. “Fuck you Bush!!". I have a bush in my pants that’s much prettier than your face. You twisted motherfucking conspiracy bullshits. It’s so obvious you just want Saddam to die because he is a threat to you motherfucker!!

Let’s see… first attack Osama. Then while Osama is still alive, let’s attack Iraq coz they can't seems to find Osama. Well.. atleast iraq have oil. Let’s frame them saying they're producing weapon of mass destruction. A few months later… oh there’s no weapon of mass destruction. Let’s frame saddam for genocide. At the back of his mind, “Get rid of the obstacle for me to get the oil so I can fill up my gas sucking SUV will ya…"

Again… fuck you Bush!!

Thank you for reading. As usual, I always try to piss people off in my entry. Happy new year!!