Ok that’s lame. It’s lame because we’re playing games which aren’t invented in Singapore. And that sucks because it just shows that Singapore just takes in whatever the outside is bringing in.

We need Singapore Olympic Games for Growing Youths (S.O.G.G.Y)!!

We need to have our very own Olympic. And Olympic that speaks for itself the true name of Singapore. Then we mutate this immune system into a virus that can attack other countries and people will play games invented in Singapore. That’s the goal. Infect other countries with the Singapore virus.

We need a game!!

No, we don’t need a game. We need quite a few games. Some of the games that I can think of which speaks the true name of Singapore:-

The Hawker Chop Seat Tissue Race

Participants, Dress Code & Equipments

1. Each participant will receive a brand of tissue paper, different from the other participant.
2. This is to distinguish who owns which tissue paper.
3. Both the male & female participants have to wear formal. Guys with tie.

Rules

In this game, athletes will compete against each other, armed with numerous packets of tissue paper. They will have to put tissue paper on the seat of the table at a designated hawker centre as quickly and as many as they can. The end result is the whole hawker centre’s seat will have 1 packet of tissue paper. Judges will then count, who placed the most tissue paper and the participant who managed to put the most packet of tissue paper throughout the hawker centre’s seat will win.

Risks Involved

Hawker centre can be quite slippery, sometimes with chicken bones from the hainanese ‘boneless’ chicken rice stall may be lying around. Participants will have to be careful of that.

The Text Book Relay

Participants, Dress Code & Equipments

1. One kid below the age of 12
2. One Mother
3. One Maid
4. Dress code is pretty much casual.
5. Maids wear their traditional maids’ uniform. (T-shirt, shorts and slippers)
6. The kids have to be in full school uniform. (Tucked in short sleeve shirt and shorts)
7. 2^nd hand text book of all primary school subjects will be dump inside random boxes. (2^nd Hand book store)

Rules

This is a more family oriented and team game because this involves the whole family (The dad is always working, so he’s not a part of the family anymore). Each team will be randomly issued a school timetable. To be fair, the ‘home’ will be a centralized designated place.

All 3 members of the team have to run to the bookstore and collect all textbook relevant to the subjects in their issued timetable. The mums have to pass the book to the maid so the maid can put it in the bag. The maids have to carry the bag to home. The mums then have to remove all the irrelevant books from today’s timetable. This means what’s left in the bag are the books which are for today’s class. The maid and the kid have to run to the school gate. The maids still have to carry the bag. Upon reaching the school gate, the maids have to pass the bag to the kid. The kid then have to run to the parade square to assemble for flag raising ceremony.

Which kid reach first get 50 points. All books collected are relevant to the subjects get 25 points. Only relevant books for today in the kid’s bag will get 25 points. Those who get the most points win.

The Taxi Race

Have this ever happened to you? You were driving on the left most lanes, listening to the radio in your car, whistling to the tune of the song, just one hand on the steering coz the other hand is holding a hand phone, then suddenly a taxi swerve into your lane without signaling then stop immediately to pick up a passenger!! Then you have to make sure you throw your hand phone on the passenger seat and not the floor, then emergency brake. This always happens I know. This is by far the most dangerous Singapore Olympic Games ever.

Equipments

Each participant will get to drive the classic Toyota Crown Comfort.

Rules

Participants will have to do as much traffic violation and collect as much demerit points (When you do a traffic violation in Singapore, you will get demerit points. If you ran out of demerit points, your license will be suspended) as they can without crashing while also be able to complete all the checkpoints that will be placed in the oddest places ever. This will test the ability of the participant how well they know the roads and point of interest.

The checkpoints location will be as follows:-

1. Race will start at Woodlands Checkpoint
2. Hot water spring at Gambas avenue
3. Chua Chu Kang Cemetery
4. Jurong Island
5. West Coast Park
6. Holland Village
7. Institute of mental health @ Woodbridge hospital
8. Punggol Point
9. Pasir Ris Park Costa Sands
10. Changi Village
11. Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal
12. Bedok Jetty
13. Geylang Lorong 22
14. Singapore Flyer
15. Mustapha Centre
16. Desker Road
17. Mandai Zoo
18. Singapore Turf Club
19. Back to Checkpoint

So what’s the conclusion this time?

No conclusion. Bye…

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