Some people say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Some of them believe that beauty is from the inside and not the outside. Well, to me that is just an excuse, which if you really look at people in the inside without a skin, they look uglier, red, bloodied and all. But honestly, the right alternative to put the phrase, “Beauty is from the inside” is, “Don’t judge a book by its cover”. Short and sweet.

Now, I wanna talk about beauty as what is define as “a pleasure to the eyes” or “eye candy”. Beauty really lies in the eyes of the beholder but what actually interprets that visual stimulation is the brain. Then your brain can stimulate all sorts of things like a dream or imagination. Sometimes when you imagine, it really can simulate the real thing. So my point is what is real? Is it something you can see, touch, smell or hear? In the end, it’s your brain who interprets it, not your senses.

A very good example is a phrase which I always use, “Beauty is just a light switch away”. I bet the clubbers are very well familiar with this. Everyone looks good in the club; I bet a lot will agree. They look even better when you’re tipsy and best when you’re drunk. To make them more beautiful than ever, the smoke machine does help a lot. The end result, you get angels everywhere, shaking their asses grinding at you, sweat smearing on your shirt, vomit everywhere and you thought it’s a foam party. Then you see the same person who you were grinding with, outside in the bright roadside lamp and you realize you were grinding with someone that looks like the bastard in the last horror movie you saw. I don’t know how you clubbers can live with that.

Mint mentioned about a book called, “Why men marry bitches”. I didn’t read it but she mentioned some of the points from the book. “Men see girls in skimpy clothes as short term”. No doubt I totally agree with that as I’ve never been mesmerized by any girl in skimpy clothing in my entire lifetime. They’re just a passing UFO where guys point to and say, “Hey!! Look”. That’s about it. In the end, you’ll find that most guys chose a decent girl to settle down with.

Studies have found that boobs are only useful to a guy for squeezing and it doesn’t play a huge part in the game call love. I mean what can 2 lumps of fats on your chest do other than bouncing around, being squeezed at and sucked by your rascals. Do you know that the girls are more fascinated in boobs talks than guys? Do you know that the girls are the one who made Pamela Anderson popular for her boob job? But when asked, the girl really thought that her boob plays a huge part in attracting a guy. Bah!! My only conclusion to this is that girls are too paranoid over how they look out of their own insecurities, which in actual fact are an annoyance to guys.

Hey ladies, keep looking pretty kay, don’t be ending up looking so slekey like the Malay girls I see these days after you read this post. Be presentable at least.  Flip flops are meant for the beach, not town. I’ll talk about it on the next entry.

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