I don’t know why I’m saying this here but I’m ‘Brazilianed’. It’s all because I lost to a bet that requires a forfeit to be done on the losing end (me).  No, I’m not gonna tell you how ‘handsome’ looking it is now but I’m gonna tell you, “NEVER GET YOURSELF BRAZILIANED!!”. Yes, a girl set that idea but that’s not the point. The point is, I have no freakin idea how the hell some women can go for Brazilian waxing few times a year. It’s just so freakin *@&#^$*$^@! PAINFUL!! But the girl who did me was hot though. But again that’s not the whole point. Ok… as usual, I will have some scientific explanations that are related to the topic that I’m writing… hmmm… let me see… (Searching brain database…)

Secrets to Sexual Desire
If I tell you this secrets, you’ll either say I’m disgusting or disturbing but hey… it’s not my idea. I learnt this from discovery channel and I’m sharing it with you.

Humans are mammals (I assume everyone knows that). Take for example a tiger, which is a mammal too. A tiger at some point would wanna ‘do it’ (I’m referring to the female tiger). But the challenge to this tiger is the chances of her strolling along her territory and bumping onto another male tiger is close to 1% because tigers are loners. They live kilometers apart from each other. So how can she find a male tiger? The secret is, the female tiger will excrete out a certain scent that will attract male tigers kilometers away.

So what has this got anything to do with pubic?
The thing is, all mammals do that. Yes, including humans. But we humans are too civilized to noticed that we’re excreting sexual scent to the other party. This is where the pubes comes in. The pubic hairs help by trapping that scent so that it’ll last longer. Since human sense of smell is not as sensitive as a tiger, the female (Yes, it only applies to women) have to stroll around to find the right match until the right male is close by and he will suddenly get a boner. This explains why guys have boners for no reason sometimes. According to what the scientist say, the chances of a women getting laid is higher when she is wearing the same undergarment she wore yesterday or the day before or so on.

So who actually makes the first move?
Ahah!! A lot of people notice that men makes the first move but we’re unaware that subconsciously, it is the women who makes the first move. Women makes the first move by excreting that sexual scent and then will do the body language which subconsciously a guy will pick up that signal and process in their sexual part of the brain (women have it too). That part of the brain will then signal to the logical part of the brain to think consciously how to make a move (Legally).

Conclusion
Although a ‘brazilianed’ girl is much nicer to ‘ahem ahem’, they’re less likely to find a sex partner compared to the ‘bushy’ ones (That explains why George Bush always give a stupid smile). So, only do the painful ‘rituals’ after you get yourself a partner.

Disclaimer
I am not trying to promote anything here. Just some ‘interesting’ knowledge I would like to impart by watching too much discovery channel. I am half conservative myself and I would rather not get everyone get each other to bed. Furthermore, you have to think about Sexually Transmitted Disease too. So please play safe people. Take care everybody, till the next time I have the time and inspiration to update this.

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