Okay, I found this in a chained email being sent to me. If you happened to be the one who started sending out this piece of crap to people and expect them to forward it to others too, please read on as I have answers to your questions.
RED: My Comments
GREEN: My Answers

Why do we sleep in MOSQUE but…when the PRAYER is over we suddenly wake up?
Really? You do that? As far as I know, I don't. In fact, I hardly go to Mosque. You got the wrong person.
Answer: It’s because, you misjudged the person who sleeps. According to studies, reading or absorbing knowledge before you sleep will stay in your long-term memory.

Why is it so hard to talk about God but so easy to talk about sex?
Is it so hard for you? I don't have a hard time to talk about God in my opinion. But if you still want to have that conversation, please… go ahead.
Answer: It’s because there’s so much subject in sex. What subject can you talk about GOD? Where he lives and how he plays?

Why are we so bored when we look at a ISLAMIC teachings or holybook AL-QURAN….but find it easy to read Playboy?….
You find it easy to READ Playboy? Damn… you're good. There isn't much to READ in a Playboy magazines you know. Most of them are just pictures.
Answer: Sorry. I have no answer to this question. It just doesn't make any sense. I believe the context 'we’ you're using might be referring to you.

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message…yet we repost the nasty ones?
Ohhh… Now I see where this message comes from.
Answer: Well, if you're able to think properly, your message doesn't make sense. So… it’s worth the effort actually. But it’s worth the effort of proving my point though.

Why are MOSQUE getting smaller…but bars and clubs are growing??….
Really? You work in a Realty or something? As far as I know, even M.O.S is not as big as a MOSQUE.
Answer: How much money can bars and clubs make and how much money can a Mosque make a year? The answer to this problem is to start charging people for services in the Mosque. If you expect everything to be 'Ikhlas’ (Your own will), in the end you're the one complaining. See?

So… there’s your answer. Any other questions, feel free to give me a buzz (If you know my number though).

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