If you ever experienced getting on the train pass Kranji MRT Station and if you don't notice, you might think someone just releases their creative toxic in the train. But here’s the fact. Kranji smells like fart. Maybe it’s because of the factories sitting like ducks taking a dump into the so call river and I have no idea what they're dumping but for hell sure whoever fell into that longkang, they're gonna be suay forever. I bet even Lux coudn't remove that aweful stench off your booty if you fell in there.

Mas dear, I heard your dad is in the Environment thingy. Please kindly ask him to check those factories, making sure they're not dumping any dead bodies into the river. Thanks.

It’s a good thing I'm not in Woodlands Fire Station anymore though. Else, I have to endure and absorb the fart smelling odour that've been covering Kranji for god knows months. Maybe it could be the Kranji race course. They might have fed the horses spicy curry or something and probably makes them release their 'cakes’ in volume of metric tons.

Perhaps it could be the ambulance at Woodlands Fire Station been transporting dead bodies for a change. Oh yeah I've been there done that. Being in the Emergency Ambulance Service. I've received interesting cases of fever, flu and even ’severe’ sore throat. The case that amuse me most is the 'Maid Syndrome’. This disease only affect maids and no other. They will faint for no reason and wake up when they think they had enough rest. Emergency ambulance you say? With these pathetic Singaporeans still alive and kicking asses, we have to redefine the word 'Emergency’. For these people, their definition of 'emergency’ is 'free’. But they'll find out the true meaning of free when they receive their SGD$120 ambulance 'free’ fee. The only place I like to be when I was still with the crew was the hospital. Nyehehehe…

Did you know?
Fart contains nitrogen, hydrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and methane gases. Methane is highly flammable and your stove gas contains methane. The foul smell comes from your sulphur. Sulphur also occurs around volcano.

While we find the word fuck as a taboo, to the westerners is nothing. Instead they find the word fart as a taboo and us Singaporeans are farting away…. especially the 'cikopeks’.

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