How To Get A Gift For Mothers’ Day…
It’s the time of the year again where motherly love is in the air. When you remembered how important your mother is. How you looked back and wonder, “What if my mum doesn't gave birth to me?" The answer is, you're not going to exist. For some 'emo’ babes and dudes who always wonder, “Why do I exist if my life only meant misery?" The answer to this is your mother. For some who’s suicidal and years had past thinking of the best way to commit suicide, just forget about it. There isn't a unique or artistic way to commit suicide anymore. Most of the ideas had been taken by the 'geniuses’ out there. All I can say to you, life is beautiful no matter how you're a jinx, you keep screwing up, sadness, anger, desperation, depressing… All of that are the beauty of life. Without those feelings or expression, life is meaningless.
My ex-girlfriend called and said, “If only we're still together, I would've bought your mum flowers. But think again, flowers are useless". Yes it’s true flowers are useless but have you ever wonder when was the last time my mum or your mum received any flowers from anyone? Probably during their dating years? Flowers are great gifts for mothers’ day. It’s cheap, it’s sweet and resembles a deep meaning to the one who receives.
If you're a 12 years old or below, I suggest you don't buy any gifts. Although it might make your mum smile a little, it will also make your mum wonder where you got the money from. She might also thinks it’s a waste of money, since your money is the money you get from your parents. Make her a card or something that’s D.I.Y. Making gifts requires alot of effort. Even if your mum doesn't find it attractive, she will appreciate the effort.
If you're a 16 years old with a job, get her facial products (unless your mum works at the cosmetic retail outlet). At your age, your mum might already be worried about her age. Get her something to make her look or feel younger again.
If you're a 16 years old without a job, do what the 12 years old did.
Else if you're above the legal age of sex and gambling (make sure you have a job), you might find yourself spending too much time enjoying or getting to your goals rather than family time. At this age, you might be more interested to have your own family (evolution really take a very long time). This is the time you set a 'get together', 'happy family’ dinner. Why? Because food are essential. Food is life. Food is what your mum fed you when you were a baby. Food is also what you suck out of your mum’s breast. Food is the placenta you were fed from in your mother’s womb. It’s time to return the favour.
Be creative, play with the concept. Food doesn't always have to be dinner and effort doesn't always have to be making something. There’s always alot of ways to show love. Love is a foundation, the pillars are yours to choose.
For the mothers and milf out there, “HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY!!"